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    <title>Total Non-Sequitur</title>
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    <description>A self editing system is not something we were born with. Join three adult men keeping it juvenile as they stumble through bits, wrestle with ethical dilemmas, and struggle with daily life.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Good Heart Good Penis</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:author>Dylan Zeman</itunes:author>
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      <title>Episode 41- Hitler In My Heart</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/05/d6/e9/totalnonsequitur/1400x1400_4560370.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this one we fight through technical difficulties, try to integrate our first ad (defectivegeeks.com), hear more advice from Jeff, do a couple auditions, and tack on a skit at the end.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 18:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this one we fight through technical difficulties, try to integrate our first ad (defectivegeeks.com), hear more advice from Jeff, do a couple auditions, and tack on a skit at the end.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 40- It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/05/d6/e9/totalnonsequitur/1400x1400_4523886.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this one guest Jeff brings us into the world of conspiracies. But fear not, we also talk trannies, futanari, horror movies, and Jesus.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 20:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this one guest Jeff brings us into the world of conspiracies. But fear not, we also talk trannies, futanari, horror movies, and Jesus.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 39- 99 Problems</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/05/d6/e9/totalnonsequitur/1400x1400_4523503.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this one Dylan tries to get answers to a recurring problem in his life. Also, Dave's views on Preacher, and Jeff offers all sorts of advice. Plus the first episode of Glenn and Frank in the morning.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 19:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Episode 38- No Grave Deep Enough</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 17:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this one Dylan and Dave square off for the fight of the century- Audio and Video.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 37- Real American</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/05/d6/e9/totalnonsequitur/1400x1400_4417165.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this one we refuse to apologize for our hate of Miracle Whip and terrorists.</description>
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      <dc:creator>Dylan Zeman</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:summary>In this one we refuse to apologize for our hate of Miracle Whip and terrorists.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this one we refuse to apologize for our hate of Miracle Whip and terrorists.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 36- Republicans In Love</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 17:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Episode 35- You Make My Dreams Come True</title>
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      <title>Episode 34- Get Your Ass To Mars</title>
      <description>In this one things get dark during Dylan's attempt to add some culture to the show.</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this one things get dark during Dylan's attempt to add some culture to the show.</itunes:summary>
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